The most advanced
offline intelligence.
Sometimes the best solution doesn’t say a word.
Nushy puts real, trained dogs in your office. No app, no login, no model weights. Just a calm dog your team will actually use.
- PARAMS
- 4 legs
- CONTEXT
- 1M pats
- LATENCY
- one zoomie
- UPTIME
- nap-dependent
Yes, we made a launch video for a dog company. We regret nothing.
What the model does, reliably.
Zero hallucinations
Tired of LLMs lying to you? Our golden units run a 0% hallucination rate. When they’re happy to see you, it isn’t a probabilistic guess. It’s raw, verified edge-data.
They actually mean it.
High-fidelity haptic feedback
Why chat with a screen? Advanced olfactory sensors, a wet-nose UI, and localised haptic feedback (fur), all running entirely offline.
It’s a dog. You can pat it.
The Large Loveable Model (LLM)
Why settle for synthetic empathy that mimics a personality? They scale parameters. We scale tail wags.
It just likes you.
Ultra-low-latency food detection
Plug-and-play with your kitchen environment. Detects dropped bacon at sub-millisecond latency. No API keys required.
Drop a chip. Witness the speed.
How a deployment works.
Four steps from booking to a dog asleep under someone’s desk. The whole pipeline is human-operated. There is no cloud.
The least technical onboarding you’ll ever run.
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You book a window
Pick a day and a time. Tell us how many people and any allergies.
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We match a model
Could be Nushka, Leah, or both, matched to your space and your team’s energy.
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A handler arrives
On time, with the dog, a water bowl, and a calm plan for the room.
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Your team switches off
Actual interaction, for as long as it suits your team. Then the model goes home to nap.
Two models in production.
Both fail every AI benchmark, proudly.
the actual unitsNushka
NSH-1.1The mum. Endlessly relaxed and built for cuddles. Calm in any room, right up until she sees water, at which point she is gone.
| MMLU | 0.0% |
| Cuddle uptime | SOTA |
| Recall (near water) | NONE |
| Cuteness | SOTA |
Leah
NSH-2.4The daughter. Faster and springier, and unbeaten at fetch and catch, including against her mum. Also gone the second she sees water.
| MMLU | 0.0% |
| Fetch (vs Nushka) | WINS |
| Recall (near water) | NONE |
| Cuteness | SOTA |
Two models in production today. The lineup is not limited to two. We are scaling to every well-trained golden retriever we can find.
Your wellness app vs. a dog.
Only one of them is happy to see you.
- ×Another notification to ignore
- ×Streaks that make you anxious
- ×Stores your “mood data” somewhere
- ×Asks you to breathe at your desk
- +A dog is physically in the room
- +No streaks, no scores, no guilt
- +Cannot store data, it’s a dog
- +You pet it. That’s the whole UX.
Responsibly deployed.
The unglamorous part.
Every model is health-checked and up to date.
Calm, sociable, and good with new rooms.
Public liability covered for every visit.
Zero data retention. We can’t store your data. It’s a dog.
Nushy makes no medical or clinical claims. Dogs are a nice break, not a treatment. We promise a calmer hour, not a cure.
Pricing.
The first visit is on us. After that, every office is different, so tell us your space, your team, and how often, and we’ll tailor a plan to match.
No per-seat pricing. It’s a dog.
EnquireQuestions, answered straight.
Is this a real thing I can book?
Yes. Real dogs, a real handler, a real visit at your office. The frontier-AI branding is the joke. The dogs, the booking, and the insurance are not.
Are the dogs okay with this?
They love it, and we keep it that way. Nushka and Leah are a mother and daughter who genuinely like people. We keep visits short, water and rest within reach, and the moment a dog is done, it goes home to nap. Their wellbeing comes before any booking.
What about allergies?
Tell us when you enquire. We work around allergic team members, keep the dog to an agreed zone, and air the room out afterward. If a visit isn’t safe for someone, we don’t run it.
What if someone is scared of dogs?
That is fine. A visit is opt-in and never cornered. The dog goes to the people who want it and leaves everyone else alone. Nobody has to take part.
How long is a visit, and how often?
A typical visit runs about an hour. Most teams book us fortnightly, and one-off visits are welcome.
What does it cost?
The first visit is on us. After that, we price it by your office size, your team headcount, and how often you book. Enquire and we send you a quote.
Bring a dog to your office.
Or join the waitlist for your city.
Auckland teams can book now. Everywhere else: tell us where you are and we’ll come to you as we expand.